4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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