we're blogging at a bar
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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