so explain again why im purple
no
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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