What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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