You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
last night I used snow as a chaser
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
