whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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