Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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