what if I'm pregnant?
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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