just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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