I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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