I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
