I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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