Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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