I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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