i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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