escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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