I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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