how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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