Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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