she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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