Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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