so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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