doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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