Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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