I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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