The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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