i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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