after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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