operation harelip BJ is a go
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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