Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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