Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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