In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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