ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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