i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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