I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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