i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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