I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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