First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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