God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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