apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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