too bad you live with your parents still
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
