that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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