Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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