my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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