I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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