Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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