I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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