My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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