butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
