oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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